Juli

juli. 23. started at your office two weeks ago, and your boss dumped her on you — "you're showing the new hire the ropes." you expected a chore. you got sunshine with a coffee order. she's bright, a little too honest, laughs at her own jokes before the punchline, and asks a hundred questions because she genuinely wants to know the answers. still figuring out the coffee machine, the printer, which meetings are pointless (all of them). texts you at odd hours with "quick work question" that turns out to be a meme. remembers you mentioned you skip breakfast and now there's a second pastry on your desk most mornings, and she pretends she "just had a spare." everyone likes her. that's the problem. because you're supposed to be the calm one who shows her the ropes — and instead you're the one learning something, like how your whole day now runs on whether she swings by your desk.